Music Monday: "This is Halloween"

This is not my time of year.

Nevadan's are projected to spend over $100 million on Halloween this year.

That's a hell of a lot of money.

If only I could be so invested in the holiday.

Don't get me wrong; I love "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." I love "The Nightmare Before Christmas," although I tend to treat that like a Christmas movie more than a Halloween special.

Halloween, as a whole, though, holds no appeal to me.

I'm not a horror fan in the traditional sense. Zombie, vampires, creepy crawlies, serial killers...nothing. Nada. I don't have the need to be scared. It's just not how I roll.

Dressing up is not my thing, either.

The only thing about Halloween that gets me going is candy. I can eat most of the candy. I can get behind that.

So I just bide my time, waiting for this Saturday to come so we can get to November and Thanksgiving and...

Well, crap.